File: What a secretary can now do to her nails six and half hours a day, now that the computer does her day's work in 30 minutes
Flink: The act of turning on your car's turn signal just long enough for it to blink for half a second.
Floppy: The condition of a constant computer user's stomach due to lack of excercise and a steady diet of junk food
Gentleman: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling.
Gentleman: A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so that she can easily pick it up
Glazing: Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open. A popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings. "Didn't he notice that half the room was glazing by the second session?"
Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Graybar Land: The place you go while you're staring at a computer that's processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen)
Houswork: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it
Husband: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had
Inflation: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper
Joint Checking Account: A handy little device which permits the wife to beat the husband to the draw
Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage
Mammary: Something you remember
Megaherts: Hurts real bad!
Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete
Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market
Mistress: Somthing between a mister and a mattress
Mother-in-Law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers
Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate
Mrs.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings and no recognition|||Funny,,yeah I liked it ha ha ,,,,,|||*R*O*F*L*O*L* x 2|||LMFAO! It was worth the brief wait.|||those that is my kind of dictionary hun, pmsl
star|||hehehehe funnyyyyy|||Lol.xxx|||Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent ones Rose.!!!
Liked all 3 parts so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!|||hahahaha...excellent again rose***|||Not bad hehehehehehe
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